I lost $200… and somehow my therapist bill came due to this. Turns out the slot machine doesn’t care if you win — it cares if you keep spinning. RTO isn’t about luck; it’s about the pause between spins where your soul finally remembers: ‘Wait for the next chime.’ Free spins? Nah. That’s just the algorithm whispering, ‘You’re not here to win… you’re here to heal.’ So next time? Sit still. Breathe. And ask yourself: was that a game… or just my midlife RNG crisis? 👇