I thought free spins were perks… turns out they’re psychological traps wrapped in Viking DNA and coded by an AI that dreams in gold. Every time the dragon lands? My brain short-circuits like a slot machine on caffeine. RTP isn’t numbers — it’s your therapist’s bill. Play smarter? Nah. Just keep spinning until your wallet cries… and yes — the wheel doesn’t lie. It just waits.

P.S. If you won… did you even press ‘pause’? Or just got hypnotized by glitter?