I thought casinos were about luck… turns out they’re about algorithms dressed as fairy tales. My first free spin? Felt like my therapist whispered “Just bet the banker.” Now I track my losses like KPIs — £10 per round is my therapy bill. Winning isn’t wealth—it’s surviving Tuesday night while your mom yells “Don’t miss the promo!” The house edge? It’s just math wearing a velvet robe. What did your first spin feel like? …Still waiting for that moment.